Are you feeling out of touch because you don’t understand your teen’s lingo?  You may know the short hand phrases like LOL and OMG but what about ^RUP^, PIR and SFAIAA?  Not to mention \M/ !

Fear no more!  

Here’s a quick way to bring yourself back up to speed and get out of the dark ages

www.lgdtxtr.com

Thanks Sharon!

1 “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
2 “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
3 “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
4 “Amen”
5 “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
6 “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
7 “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
8 “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
9 “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
10 “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”  

In Canada, the celebration of Victoria Day (Fete de la Reine in French) unofficially marks the beginning of the summer season and occurs every year on a Monday, prior to May 25^th .  A.K.A. May 2 4 became a national holiday in 1901 and was first established in Canada West in 1845 to officially celebrate the birthdays of both Queen Victoria and the current reigning Canadian sovereign (Queen Elizabeth 11). Many Canadians will be celebrating across the country and in the honour of celebration I bring you this poem for all those celebrating on the green…  

Thanks For Sharing Ruth! 

Thanks Sharon!

 http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741

Thanks Brent!