Today 90% of potential  homebuyers first see a home’s listing online….this is the first impression that a potential buyer gets of your home.

YOU NEVER GET A SECOND CHANCE TO MAKE A FIRST IMPRESSION!!!

Below look at some of the original untouched photos sellers have approved to post online to promote the sale of their home.

Looks like the Unibomber is selling his house!

 Here is the spacious kitchen…..

Dark, dreary, cluttered and possibly haunted….

I think this is a livingroom…..

And here’s the kitchen….

Clutter-free and spotless….

Parents, strap on a set and Force your kid to tidy his room….

And here is a kitchen that takes the cake….

Check out the link here.

 SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

Check out the link here.

Nikki’s Noise is officially celebrating 100 posts. Let’s see who else is having a birthday today…

 Julio Iglesias…poppa to Enrique.

Bruce Springsteen was Born in the U.S.A., apparently.

Ani DiFranco…if you dont know who she is…you should.

She really was born apparently.

I’m not sure if this is a real product or not. I will not sully this with further discussion.

You have probably seen this floating around the internet and your inboxes for the last little while…I decided to post it because it looks like one of my mom’s friends, and she hates dogs, so this could be a little ironic…dontcha think?

To be perfectly honest, 114 seconds isn’t even long enough to peel and readjust all the stickers, which is what my sisters and I used to to.

This is where my father would say “And what exactly does that have to do with the price of tea in China?”

Not a thing. And thats the point. I guess.

I like the vicious simplicity of this warning. They really didn’t need the clip art.