My husband always makes fun of the deep and long-standing crush I have with U2 lead singer Bono. Now I know why he isn’t threatened at all… my husband told me, that to him, Bono just looks like Robin Williams…
The worst part is….he’s right.
Has anyone actually seen them together? How do we know they aren’t in fact the same person… Ohh boy do I have a lot to think about….
Wallpaper has come a long way…from my aunt’s naked lady black and white wallpaper (I’m not kidding) to the heavy geometric orange and brown stuff my mother preferred in the 80’s. This wallpaper makes me want to do the whole house.
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Proving that prison time gives you automatic street cred, Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog show viewers how to make mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving.
Rick Sanchez on CNN showed this video of world leaders at the G20 Summit refusing to shake hands with President Bush. Sanchez says “It’s almost sad.”
Well since she has obviously got it all…I think it’s only fair that she doesn’t have a belly-button.
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Let’s get some things straight before I get old and uncool.
291. Don’t stare. People-watch.
289. Address anyone who carries a firearm professionally as Sir or Ma’am.
270. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.
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Hampering:
If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called “helping”, otherwise known as “hampering.” Following are the rules for “hampering”:
When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.
For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. Embroidery and needlepoint projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you.
For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes or Christmas cards (annual activity), keep in mind the aim-to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time. When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. They love to jump.
Walking:
As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.
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Awesome.
